venerdì 15 maggio 2009

This will make you laugh

I wrote this for one of Alison Tyler's fabulous contests way back when I was still actually writing something, and I've been working on putting it up for a few days to lighten things up a bit, but it takes me forever to get all the pieces of a post together, and then I read this! Magic. The Amazing Alison.


“Is this position ok?” she asked, looking back over her shoulder as she stretched out on her side on the platform like some odalisque.

“Yeah, that’s good. Turn your head a little more toward me. Whoa! Stop, that’s enough. ” She’s fucking gorgeous.Look at those tits.

“Have you ever modeled before?”

“No, no, I haven’t. I’m a little nervous actually,” she said.

Huh, trying to make excuses for those ballistic nipples.

“Don’t worry about it, you’re doing great. Just a sec, I gotta get my tools.”

I gotta fist this dick.Thank God she can’t see me from that position.

“Let’s see, where is that 4B? Uh! Here it is, ugh, uh, there we go, uh, got it.”

“That sounded like hard work.”

“Yeah, it was way down at the bottom.”

“Uppah, ok, let’s get to work.” Almost there baby, almost there, don’t turn around. Let’s get the head outta there and let this thing go.

“Oh, shit!” Never know where that stuff’s gonna hit.

“What’s the matter?”

“Pffff. Nothing! Just broke the lead. Ok, let’s start over.”

12 commenti:

Erobintica ha detto...

I love this one!

Isabel Kerr ha detto...

Thank you Robin!

Jeremy Edwards ha detto...

Who knows, it might make a good lens polish. ; )

Isabel Kerr ha detto...

Say Cheese?

I was thinking of this as a life drawing setting, but a photo shoot would work as well, come to think of it. ; )

Thanks J.

Craig Sorensen ha detto...

Nothing worse than a "broken lead" in the heat of battle!

"Ballistic Nipples." Love it!

This was awesome, Isabel.

Jeremy Edwards ha detto...

Duh, Jeremy—broken lead! I don't know why I was thinking photos. I guess your model distracted me, and I got confused. : )

Isabel Kerr ha detto...

Thank you, Craig! I'm very happy I could sort of "get it" from your POV too.

You've made an excellent point though J., I do need to make it a little clearer, thank you. (The model in this shot is a friend and I just can't resist posting pictures of her.)

Thanks again guys, I'm honored.


Jeremy Edwards ha detto...

I do need to make it a little clearer**

Well, I think it is clear, and I was just being dense. Your story is perfect!

I just can't resist posting pictures of her.**

Thank you for not resisting!!

Isabel Kerr ha detto...

Thank you Jeremy. And dense is NEVER an adjective I would apply to you.

She's one of my muses.

Isabel Kerr ha detto...

Substantial maybe.

Donna ha detto...

Late to the party, but I love it! Sexy and funny, the best combination...

Isabel Kerr ha detto...

Thank you Donna!!! You are more than welcome to the party any time, early, on time or late, it's so nice to see you. A good sense of humor is such a turn on for me too.